[JLO]

"Said I didn't really have a recipe. Just throw split peas, ham, etc. in the pot. A few days later she said she had bought 4 cans of peas to make the soup and wow, those peas are hard to split!"

LOL - thanks for a good laugh! She didn't REALLY, did she? Please tell me she was just joshin. I find this story waaaay too funny!

The Omission statement story was a good one too, but I guess I can maybe relate a little too much with that one, lol ;-)

[Oorang]

Yes, she was serious. She was a very nice person, but, none too bright.