A year or so ago I walked into the local Wal-Mart. It was about 9 or so and there weren't many people around. I heard the PA system come on and a very youngish nervous voice came over saying, "I have a customer by the balls in the sporting goods department and I need help from a member of management, please."
Laughter came from all over the store.
A year or so ago I walked into the local Wal-Mart. It was about 9 or so and there weren't many people around. I heard the PA system come on and a very youngish nervous voice came over saying, "I have a customer by the balls in the sporting goods department and I need help from a member of management, please." lol...reminds me of the time I worked in the sporting goods department with a lovely young lady. I convinced her to read the blue light special over the intercom like so:
"Good evening K-Mart shoppers. That blue light is flashing back in our sporting goods department where we are selling softballs 2 for a dollars. Please don't forget to have your balls ticketed before leaving the area and thanks for shopping at K-Mart."