I stopped off at a post office, came back out, and found that I had locked my keys in my car.
I looked around, and saw that there was a car dealership down the block. I walked into their service department, and asked to borrow a jimmy.
They didn't even ask my name.
At the doctors' entrance to a large hospital, a doctor found that the code to open the door wouldn't work. He rang for the hospital operator, who could open the door from her switchboard on the other side of the hospital. "Can I help you?" her voice asked. "I've come to rape and plunder," he shouted. The door opened.