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To: null and void

LOL LOL.... ohhhhh, you're such a baaaad boy..

985 posted on 05/30/2003 11:51:08 AM PDT by grannie9 (and I hate it that you know me soooo well.. ;))

986 posted on 05/30/2003 11:55:26 AM PDT by null and void (tee hee)

To: grannie9; All

An old guy was due to celebrate his 100th birthday and his family didn't know what to get him - he had everything. So they decided to hire a strip-o-gram.

One the morning of his birthday the front door bell rings and when the birthday boy opens the door he is confronted by this gorgeous brunette wearing only black gloves and thigh-length boots.

She says in a very high-class voice, "Happy Birthday, I'm here to give you super sex!"

The old man looked a bit confused for a second and then asked, "Well, I can't decide... what kind of soup is it?"

992 posted on 05/30/2003 12:41:13 PM PDT by lodwick (Cheers)

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