To: Cuttnhorse
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant
1.5 gallons. So...he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
When the blonde came to the door, the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons instead?"
She said, "I want 15 gallons. I am going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman said, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my neck, I can splash it in my eyes.
1,290 posted on
06/02/2003 6:05:26 AM PDT by
Mo1
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1,291 posted on
06/02/2003 6:28:14 AM PDT by
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