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I wonder what color her hair was... Could have been red.

I don't know, but the likeness is amazing, it really is.. I think I look like Sam the grocer... ;)

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch,
reflecting on her long life, when-all of a sudden-a fairy godmothre appears
in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now." says the old lady "I guess I would like to be really rich."
***POOF*** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. " And, gee, I guess I
woildn't mind being a young,beautiful princess." ***POOF*** she turns into a
beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother. Just then
the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh-can you
change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. ***POOF*** there before her
stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly inagine. She
stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters
across the porch and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me
neutered."