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Good stuff guys.

Well there was this couple who had been married for
50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table that morning
when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been
married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago
we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably
sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should
we?"
Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down
at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady
breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty
years ago.
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's
in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."