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You'll love this :

A teacher asked her students what their daddies did for a living.
A little girl said: " My Daddy is a Doctor. He makes people get all better ! " ... and the class applauded.

Another child said: " My Daddy is an Architect. He designs tall buildings ! "....again the class applauded.

A little boy stood up and said : " My Daddy is..uh..a STRIPPER in a gay bar ." ....there was shocked silence.

The teacher broke in hastily. " Why don't we all open our new Reading books to page 5, and look at the picture. "

After class ended, she took the boy aside, and whispered:" Your Daddy isn't REALLY a stripper in a gay bar, is he ? "

The little boy blushed. " No. I just said that so they wouldn't find out he plays guitar for the Dixie Chicks ! "

Reminds me of what I sometimes tell people when they ask me what I do for a living. Lots of times people will say some negative (redundant word?)comment about lawyers and later ask me what I do for a living. After I tell them "I'm an attorney" they get a sheepish look on their face. I then tell them, "But don't tell my mother, she'd be disapointed. She thinks I'm a piano player in a brothel".