[Ronly Bonly Jones]

On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with 5 aliens crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch outside of Roswell, an incident they say was covered up by the government. On March 31, 1948, 9 months later, Al Gore was born.

That clears up a lot of questions.

[Quix]

I don't really think Al Gore had even enough umph to get it up for a sheep.

And I sure don't think the supposedly resulting VERY OFFspring would be the commonly known ET's.

But certainly Al Gore is as far OUT THERE as any of this stuff.