To: *The GUILD
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife. I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that, by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, a faxed letter waited for him:
Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
Your Wife
63 posted on
05/14/2003 9:43:19 AM PDT by
lodwick
To: lodwick
Thanks for the chuckle, a flu epidemic is working its way through my household this week, there's not much to laugh at while washing sheets and emptying buckets.
Hope you are well.
65 posted on
05/14/2003 11:08:45 AM PDT by
pubmom
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