[WhiteKnuckles]

Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and 'Ensign Gomez' beam down to a planet. Which one isn't coming back?

I give up ...

[Brett66]

The Federation makes people wear spandex because fat as a problem has been solved in the 22nd century.

Giordi reverses the polarity of everything to solve problems, but on Voyager they have improved upon this method, they beam particles through the deflector dish to solve their problems.

They don't have seatbelts on Trek because Kirk didn't need no stinkin' seatbelts! However, the prissy Picard probably got that rule changed. Picard even obeyed the prime directive, whatta maroon!

[Lawgvr1955]

What I hate about Star Trek is that if you get cancer, they cure you in five minutes at Sick Bay with a hald held flashlight device. But its the year 2500 and Picard is bald. 500 years from now there is still no cure for baldness.

[Salman]

Say what you will about Microsoft, my computer never bursts into a shower of sparks no matter how illogical the input.

[FateAmenableToChange]

Firefly really was the best sci-fi show I have ever, ever seen on TV. It trashed even my remembered (as opposed to the reality) versions of Battlestar Galactica and the original Star Trek. From the very first episode when Mal tossed the pontificating bad guy lieutenant into the ship's engine, through "Mercy is the mark of a great man ... [stabs annoying bad guy] ... I guess I'm just a good one.", through every other episode, it just rocked. It most especially rocked on the chain of command point that makes me turn off Star Trek at least half the time. Thanks for the bump.

[11th Commandment]

The characters on Next Generation were so dry, the most human where the android and the Kilgon.

[WWD-Steve]

hahaha...You'll get a kick out of this animated short I worked on with my brother in law a few years back.

It's a little raunchy, so beware.

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/atom_76?mature=accept