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The Trouble with Shatner's Semen
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| May 8, 2003
| Joal Ryan
Posted on 05/09/2003 6:06:13 AM PDT by mwyounce
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Just thought some FReepers would get a kick out of this article...
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posted on
05/09/2003 6:06:13 AM PDT
by
mwyounce
To: mwyounce
These must not be thoroughbred horses, they require
live cover not insemination!
2
posted on
05/09/2003 6:15:41 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(The difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin!)
To: mwyounce
Set phasers to "fresh-cooled format!"
Ahead warp factor one!
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posted on
05/09/2003 6:16:25 AM PDT
by
Pyrion
To: mwyounce
Two examples of different sperm.
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posted on
05/09/2003 6:20:09 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Semper Gumby - Always flexible)
To: mwyounce
Efficient scientific breeding: Everything but the fun.
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posted on
05/09/2003 6:26:22 AM PDT
by
ricpic
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
These are harness horses - American Standardbred.
This sort of brou-ha-ha is one of the reasons the Jockey Club still requires both the participants to be present and accounted for . . . I guess letting the young folks have a good time is another.
Plus of course the ever-present risk of fraud. DNA typing has made it a lot harder, but jugged semen is a . . . ahem . . . fertile field for con men.
My current horse used to be a broodmare. She is the easiest horse in the world to load on a trailer - you just open the door and in she goes and stands to be tied, 'cause she's all starry-eyed thinking she may be headed for Romance.
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posted on
05/09/2003 6:30:39 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . there is nothing new under the sun.)
To: mwyounce
If she wants fresh, she should just come get it herself.
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posted on
05/09/2003 6:33:53 AM PDT
by
Nachoman
To: AnAmericanMother
Kinky... she gets tied up first??? ;-)
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posted on
05/09/2003 6:39:07 AM PDT
by
mwyounce
To: mwyounce
Scotty's & McCoy's voices kept floating through my mind as I read about the 'fresh frozen format' -- "Sorry Capt'n, but she can not take the strain much longer."
"Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor not a fresh frozen format specialist."
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posted on
05/09/2003 6:42:36 AM PDT
by
pikachu
(The REAL script)
To: HairOfTheDog
A "fresh cooled format" ping!
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posted on
05/09/2003 6:48:16 AM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.)
To: Chad Fairbanks
Frozen is no good?
What am I gonna do with all this stuff now?
To: HairOfTheDog
Invite people over for ummm Pina Coladas?
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posted on
05/09/2003 6:53:18 AM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.)
To: mwyounce
To: Incorrigible
More fun than being squeezed between Dolly's Llamas
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posted on
05/09/2003 7:06:00 AM PDT
by
joesnuffy
(Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
To: Incorrigible
From a kinder, simpler time.
To: Chad Fairbanks
A nice bottle of Merlot, my wife and some "fresh cooled format".
Makes for a nice Friday night.
To: mwyounce
In Kentucky's Lexington Herald-Leader, Marcy Shatner's attorney, C. Thomas Ezzell, makes the case for "fresh cooled format" versus frozen, saying there is a lower rate of impregnation with the kind you can store next to the ice cubes and Otter Pops. I am never drinking ice water again!
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posted on
05/09/2003 7:16:28 AM PDT
by
dpa5923
(More than a man, less than a god.)
To: Chad Fairbanks
Eeeeewwww.
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Shatner has Arabians...I Think.
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posted on
05/09/2003 7:26:19 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because your paranoid,doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. :)
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Sorry...MY BAD!...Saddlebred and Quarterhorses.
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posted on
05/09/2003 7:33:07 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because your paranoid,doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. :)
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