Word For The Day, 5/8/03

5/8/03

[SeaDragon]

Had me worried there for awhile.....

I will be gone for awhile so I will see you all when I get back from the dive trip

:-)

[RikaStrom]

Yippy! Tomorrow is FRIDAY!

I feel that I have been going crazy this week. I tell you what, this job keeps me on my toes. We had two, very fast, placements this week, I think I blew through their orientations in like 15 minutes. Unreal.

Tonight, when I finally left the office, I was dancing in the back. It was too funny. There were only three of us still in the office and the boss had some 80's music going. What a riot.

EOD, Happy Early Birthday!

[secret garden]

Were you inspired by Charo or Shakira? ;)

I'm coining a new connotation here tonight. The next time some idiot democrat mouths off to the press and exposes themself as such it will henceforth be known as committing Terry Kerry. Get it? Teresa Something Heinz Kerry? :)

[VRWCmember]

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.

He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." The instructor went on to say, " I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."

[maxwell]

BWAHAHAAAAA... Now that's skill, bud... Awright you win... I done sent that one out already...

[EODGUY]

Thanks Miss Rika......save a dance for me.

[RikaStrom]

Always EOD, always. ;-)

[EODGUY]

Can I cheat and turn in my homework on Saturday Miss Bella?

Friday words are the best!!!!

[EODGUY]

If the lightning wasn't getting so close, I'd take you up on it right now, but I'd better shut this baby down.

Take care.

EODGUY

[NeoCaveman]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[dixie sass]

Ha! I doubt that he would be, no wait, he is egotistical enough to do it...

Just got back the results on the latest blood test. Dialantin levels are still to high. Coming down a little, but not enough.