[SAMWolf]

(((PING)))

[Texas Eagle]

Practic Swing Man: This power would give me the ability to swing at a golf ball with the same fluidity and effortlessness that I deploy when taking a practice swing instead of hacking at it like Lizzie Borden.

DogDoo Man: With this ability, I would simply look at the droppings on my lawn and they would immediately transport themselves to the bottom of the neighbor's shoes whose dog left them on my lawn.

Movie Man: This power would give me the ability to sit anywhere in a theater without having to worry about hearing the guy behind me telling his date everything that is about to happen.

[boris]

"and competent in various stunts that mimic comic book feats"

Competent man?

Grammar boy?

Spelling Bee?