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Student suspected of stealing 854 pairs of panties, police say (Hold Muh Panties Alert)
Leader-Telegram (WI) ^ | 4/21/03 | Pamela Powers

Posted on 04/22/2003 12:41:59 PM PDT by agenda_express

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To: Corin Stormhands
I certainly would! Any way you look at it, that is a cute bum!
21 posted on 04/22/2003 1:13:40 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Not all those who wander are lost)
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To: Corin Stormhands; Sam Cree
Not anything like the bum Sam had to see.
22 posted on 04/22/2003 1:14:22 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Not all those who wander are lost)
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To: agenda_express
Six of the 75 pairs were identified by one of the women living in the rental home.

Exactly how was she able to tell the difference? It's not like thongs have enough material to carry a monogram.

Mebbe I'm just getting old.

23 posted on 04/22/2003 1:31:43 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I just bought the Hanging Gardens of Babylon on E Bay.)
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To: HairOfTheDog; Corin Stormhands; Chad Fairbanks
I do hope any of the unclaimed panties will be sent to this man.

Maybe it's just me, but I don't think a pair of women's thong panties on that guy would be any less embarrassing. (But suppose I could spare a pair or two, if you think it's a good idea.) ; )

24 posted on 04/22/2003 3:10:39 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet ("There was abuse in my family; it was mostly musical in nature.")
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To: HairOfTheDog
Well, I guess that answers THAT age-old question...
25 posted on 04/22/2003 3:43:20 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: add a slice of lemon for freshness.)
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To: nothingnew
Did they change their panties every 10 minutes?

Seems to be a common trait with women when I'm around... can't speak for anyone else though... ;0)

26 posted on 04/22/2003 3:44:40 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: add a slice of lemon for freshness.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Well, from what I've read from you, they must have to change their Wranglers too. Keep up the wet work!

FMCDH

27 posted on 04/22/2003 5:43:38 PM PDT by nothingnew
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To: nothingnew
heh heh heh wait until I unleash my Puppet Videos on an unsuspecting public bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaa... Ever wonder what happened to the dog from the Pets.com commercials? He's working as a lounge singer in Vegas ;0)
28 posted on 04/22/2003 5:51:37 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: add a slice of lemon for freshness.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to go down to the Diamond Belle here in Durango, and see if if I can work some kind of your magic...(I'm not tellin' the wife though...she worked there 30 years ago)...I'll bring my 12 string and see if I can get some of them barmaids dancin'...

FMCDH

29 posted on 04/22/2003 6:08:19 PM PDT by nothingnew
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To: HairOfTheDog
Uh - this is a funny update:

http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/thongthief1.html
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/thongthief2.html
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/thongthief3.html
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/thongthief4.html
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/thongthief5.html
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/thongthief6.html
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/thongthief7.html
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/thongthief8.html
- Exhibit A - an e-mail from a victim!!!
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/thongthief9.html
- Inventory!!!
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/thongthief10.html
- Inventory CONTINUED!!!
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/thongthief11.html
- Accused - CONFESSION!!!
30 posted on 04/24/2003 12:46:00 PM PDT by agenda_express
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To: agenda_express
Wonder if any of the girls want them back, especially after he's used 'em.....
31 posted on 04/24/2003 12:50:42 PM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine
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