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To: Mo1
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.

The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"

The lady say's, "To kill my husband."

"I can't sell you any for that reason" says the druggist.

The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a man and a women in a compromising position, the man is her husband and the lady is the druggist's wife,
and shows it to the druggist..

He looks at the photo and says, "Oh I didn't know you had a prescription!"


787 posted on 05/16/2003 12:50:44 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
Hi, Everyone... Just caught up on the threads..Westy and Val..more great pictuers...so pretty...

The Laci thing....yep the defence is at it trying to create smoke and mirrors. My nephew went to highschool with Geragos..said he was a nice guy...who knows. hubby says he thinks Geragos wants to be the Johnny Cochran for this trial...I think if geragos has the dope that exhonerates Scott, why in heaven would Scott permit it not to be revealed so he could sit in jail for oh 2 3 years so they can go to trial??????? and prove then that he is not guilty?? That doesn't make sense to me....

how do they know ol Scotty didn't hire a hitman? I think Scotty is snotty...can't stand him and if they (defence) try to paint him as a guy who loved his wife and was excited about the upcoming birth of the baby I'll puke...all over the new tv set!

Taco still is a little on the drowsy side after his ordeal the other day..I still am waiting for the culture results so we can get him on anitbiotics for what the vet thinks is a sinus infection. As far as Taco is concerned I am public enemy #1! The vet is public enemy #2!

789 posted on 05/16/2003 2:01:30 PM PDT by celtic gal (as westy would say " oh the hell with it all")
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