Anti-War Protesters Win -- United States to Reverse Course (Humor)

My Fevered Brow | April 21, 2003 | Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

crAP -- Bagdhad    In a gesture of conciliation to antiwar protesters, the United States government said Tuesday that it would be pulling out of Iraq and reinstating the Saddam Hussein regime.

“I think it was Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins who finally convinced us,” stated Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, “We will be sending a formal apology to Saddam Hussein and taking every action we can to restore this brave, respected, and picked-upon leader.” After a brief pause, Rumsfeld said, “I might add this: Whoops. Our bad.”

“What were we thinking?!?” remarked White House spokesperson Ari Fleischer, “I mean, clearly we were in the wrong to try to liberate a tortured and oppressed populace. If they didn’t want to be oppressed, they would have voted him out years ago!”

The 81st Airborne division will be the first group to unilaterally surrender. Sources in the military state that the division will throw itself on the mercy of Saddam Hussien, hoping for humane treatment and a swift return to the United States after fair war-crimes trials.

When reached for comment, Barbra Streisand remarked, “It’s just not enough. We should surrender America to Saddam. Anyone would be better than Bush, and I have a hunch Saddam is a Democrat in his heart.”

[Lazamataz]

VERY Scary when you are at work innocently scrolling through a humurous thread..

Even SCARIER when the boss is RIGHT BEHIND YOU and SEES THE PICTURE....

But SCARIEST STILL when the boss remarks that the picture in question is not flattering, because he has lost weight lately.

[Cyber Liberty]

Gee, I wonder what happened?

;^)

BTW, this time, I'm innocent...I had nothing to do with it.

[COURAGE]

bump

[Cyber Liberty]

This time.

[Cyber Liberty]

Someday I'll tell you a humorous anecdote similar to your link problem....

[2Jedismom]

I'll help you bump!

What a bummer thing to happen. I would be mortified.

[Lazamataz]

This time.

I'll get you, me pretty.

[Lazamataz]

And your little dog, too.

[Cyber Liberty]

Don't make me get out the Super-Soaker, Little Miss West....

[Lazamataz]

Don't make me get out the Super-Soaker, Little Miss West....

PLEASE! NO MORE PICTURES OF GENITALIA ON THIS THREAD!

[Cyber Liberty]

Is that what that was? It was, being a very scary pic, a bit hard to tell.

I had to go clean out my cache with soap after that refresh.

[smith288]

I picture the scene in Ace Ventura when he discovers his love interest is a former fieldgoal kicker posing as a women like in the Crying Game.

[OPS4]

Saddam is a true democrat at heart, that means he believs in Communism.

Barbra is also known as Ma Lenin!

Ops4 God Bless America!

[Guenevere]

Sorry for the late response....
..just saw this...
..I was napping....:^

[Lazamataz]

..I was napping....:^)

Somehow, I just knew.... ;^)

[Guenevere]

Yeah, I figured you did.
No surprises there....some things never change :^)

[Enemy Of The State]

Careful, The Chinese might read this and take it to be a legitimate news story as the did with one from the Onion a few months back.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Hey, I'm over the center of the earth, too! Small world.

After a brief pause, Rumsfeld said, “I might add this: Whoops. Our bad.”

ROTFL!

crAP

 

Heh. Very funny, Lazamataz. Encore, encore (just warmed all over by all those apologies and thanks from the left. Can you blame a girl for wanting to bask in the love?)! (^;

[Lazamataz]

Very funny, Lazamataz

Thengyoo, thengyoo, I'm performing every Tuesday and Thursday, a different show each day! Drive home safely, and remember to tip the waitresses!

[Lazamataz]

Small world.

Yeah, but I wouldn't want to paint it.