Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 8th Edition

FreeRepublic ^ | Apr 13-20, 2003 | Numerous Freepers

[jigsaw]

Taglinus FreeRepublicus (8th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc. Enjoy!

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

CNN: We knew about Saddam for 12 years, but Republicans are worse, so we didn't say anything.     SAMWolf, 4/13

Hey CNN ... "NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS!!!"     The G Man, 4/14

Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined.     TXBlair, 4/13

Irrelevant (î-rèl´e-vent) 1: The United Nations. 2: France. 3: CNN.     Eala, 4/14

We have imprisoned them in their tanks. ~Baghdad Bob.     Nick Danger, 4/14

America - You Are The Greatest!!     CyberAnt, 4/14

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead!     petuniasevan, 4/14

Iraqtion: That swelling pride that results from raising the staff of freedom.     Defiant, 4/14

The way home from Baghdad for our troops should be through Damascus, Beirut and Paris.     rllngrk33, 4/14

Having tag line writer's block.     JohnnyZ, 4/14

Barnum was wrong...it's more like every fifteen seconds.     Fintan, 4/14

SHAKANAW, Baby!     CheneyChick, 4/13

My life is a Dilbert cartoon.     Chewbacca, 4/15

Schumer says a RED flag has been raised on Estrada. Straw man or RED Herring are more correct.     syriacus, 4/15

Up in Tikrit without a battle!     GeorgiaYankee, 4/14

The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the state.     judgeandjury, 4/15

I will remove your protest sign from your cold, dead hands.     nukethepeaceniks, 4/15

You [Clinton] are not fit to be commander-in-chief. ~the father of Sgt. Shughart who died in Somalia.    doug from upland, 4/15

Freedom isn't free.........unless you live in France.     prairiebreeze, 4/15

They have not led. We will. ~George W. Bush, 2000 GOP convention.     Timeout, 4/15

Pounding the world like a battering ram. Forging the furnace for the final grand slam!!     AbsoluteJustice, 4/16

In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever.     goldstategop, 4/16

If you use microsoft products, you are feeding the beast.     zeugma, 4/16

Just got new boots. Lookin' for a peacenik's face to try 'em out on.     uglybiker, 4/16

A Constitutional Republic revolves around Sovereign Citizens, not citizens around government.     Copernicus, 4/16

Socialism abhors freedom. It requires the arrogance of few and the emasculation of all.     CanisMajor2002, 4/16

If the only purpose of assault weapons is to kill lots of people quickly, why do police have them?     PatrioticAmerican, 4/16

Iraq has just taken over the title of Master Surrender Artist from France.     steveegg, 4/15

Eagles don't flock.     b4its2late, 4/16

I smack Chirac and Robbins too w/ my shoe.     putupon, 4/16

President Bush ROCKS THE FREE WORLD!     ImProudToBeAnAmerican, 4/16

The Dems are self-destructing before our eyes, How Great is That !     1Old Pro, 4/16

Politics = Poly + Ticks = Many bloodsucking vermin.     Michael.SF.,4/16

Pity people paralyzed in paradigms of political perfection.     k2blader, 4/16

Help me decide: Is the Left morally corrupt and intellectually bankrupt, or vice versa?     headsonpikes, 4/16

Using pretentious arcane words to buttress your argument means you don't have one.     headsonpikes, 4/16

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. ~Carl Sandburg     patent, 4/16

Should I become a Sheriff? Freeper poll via taglines.     big ern, 4/16

The F word, N word, C word: We're well on our way to spelling 'France.'     gcruse, 4/16

POW/MIA - Bring 'em home, or send us back! Semper Fi.     JoeSixPack1, 4/16

Idiots make their own irony.     Only1choice____Freedom, 4/17

But, then again, what the hell do I know.     InspiredPath1, 4/17

No complaints here....as long as I'm fly fishing.     Portnoy, 4/17

Now Dancing at the End of a Rope Near You - Comical Ali.     bucephalus, 4/17

The average citizen in Baghdad, right now, has more firearm rights than anyone in our country.     jmc813, 4/17

US Military - Draining the Swamp of Terrorism since 2001!     Rate_Determining_Step, 4/17

The 1990's will be forever remembered as "The Decade of Fraud(s)..."( Oslo, dot-bombs, clintons...)     backhoe, 4/17

America is great because it is good. When it ceases to be good, it will cease to be great.     I still care, 4/17

Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!     KevinDavis, 4/17

The only true mystery is that our very lives are governed by dead people.     Duke Nukum, 4/17

Use only un-hyphenated words when posting.     Consort, 4/18

Never confuse excess of information for freedom of information.     Ma Li, 4/18

Grateful to all who have served.     libertylover, 4/19

Communists are Liberals in a hurry. ~Eleanor Roosevelt     DoctorMichael, 4/20

I am so sick of these whiney liberals. Shut up!!!     altura, 4/20

The more I learn about the Constitution, the more I realise this Government is UNconstitutional.     brityank, 4/20

My new bumper sticker: MY OTHER DRIVER IS A ROCKET SCIENTIST.     ChemistCat, 4/20

Christy Lane Free Zone.....     Dog, 4/20

The War is not over for me until my hubby and son's boots hit U.S. soil.     mystery-ak, 4/20

[steveegg]

And one more for the till...

Jay D. Dyson - Terrorists of the world, RISE UP! [So I may more easily gun you down.]

[CanisMajor2002]

Woohoo! Thanks! It's "The Road to Serfdom" by Friedrich A. Hayek, perhaps overdistilled to fit into a tagline.

Unfortunately now my expectations are raised for whenever I change the tagline...I must make one worthy of Jigsaw! :)

[jigsaw]

Unfortunately now my expectations are raised for whenever I change the tagline...I must make one worthy of Jigsaw! :)

LOL!

I just collect those I understand and post 'em.

(And Mama said I'd never amount to anything! Ha!)

[Ma Li]

Thanks for the post, and the great collection!

[Copernicus]

Thou art posted above.

Many thanks. You are very kind to include me.

( I want to thank the Academy and all the little people who made my glory today possible. Oh no- wait, that's a line from Tim Robbins or someone like him)

Best regards,

[GeorgiaYankee]

You didn't really steal it .... you just shared it. ;-)

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May I suggest that liberal/media types would either denounce such activity as "looting" or praise it as "equitable redistribution of taglines"!!!

[jigsaw]

LOL!!!!

Oh, so right!   I stand corrected.   ;-)

[steveegg]

Another gem from Nick Danger - The liberals are slaughtering themselves at the gates of the newsroom

[steveegg]

If anyone thought that the brilliance slowed down with 8 editions, they must be mistaken. Here's one from alnitak -- "That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver" - Foghorn Leghorn

[jigsaw]

"That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver" - Foghorn Leghorn

LOL!   Brings back memories of my childhood!   ;-)

Thanks for the additions. I hadn't seen them.

[LonePalm]

I think mine is the longest (length and time) regularly scheduled tagline.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)