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Question from my 15yr old son

Posted on 04/19/2003 11:53:28 AM PDT by submarinerswife

In his words "how can dogs have the cleanest mouths if they lick their butts?" Believe me, he sometimes has interesting questions! I thought that someone could get me off the hook by explaining this.

Thanks!


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: dogbreath

1 posted on 04/19/2003 11:53:28 AM PDT by submarinerswife
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To: submarinerswife
Not hard...they don't have the cleanest mouths.
2 posted on 04/19/2003 12:12:00 PM PDT by stuartcr
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To: submarinerswife
The dog's mouth is clean, despite licking his butt, simply because his butt is exceptionally clean. How could that be? Because he licks it so much.
3 posted on 04/19/2003 9:01:37 PM PDT by bushwhacker666
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To: submarinerswife
Easy. Because after he licks himself, he licks his owner on the mouth.
4 posted on 04/19/2003 10:51:39 PM PDT by Lawgvr1955 (Never draw to an inside straight)
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