[The Mike Device]

Ok, I'll lay these conditions down to my daughters on their respective 20th birthdays. I'll inform them that since they live under my roof, I am in complete control of their dating activity and sex lives. Then the next week, they'll be living in a one room efficiency having sex with whomever they please, and also, not speaking to me. I WIN!

[goodnesswins]

I said "some conditions" .... what they do outside of your roof, is NOT under your control, obviously....LOL.