Ok...here's mine:
Now opening a special amusement park outside of Baghdad!!!
SPECIAL FORCES FUN LAND~~ come watch the Seals "play" as they reinact the rescuing of Jessica Lynch daily...we will use LIVE Republican Guards captured in this rescue!!! Watch the Rangers perform special ops with elite Iraqi troops held in captivity! Learn to be a Seal or Ranger in the S&R work out room! Admission is FREE for the oppressed Iraqi people.