Mecca-cola? I cannot confirm nor deny that its made from goat by-products.
Just consider yourself fortunate that you didn't get yourself in the middle of the "infamous Greek / Turkish Airforce Shoot-out" thread of 2000 that lasted several months. Both of these waring countries wandered into FR and tried to "prove" that they were the toppest gun much to the hysterical delight of all the American servicemen that had the misfortune of being stationed in that region during the decades. This was before VK-ing and JimRob getting tough on people violating the sandbox rules here at FR. It was a brutal (yet very funny) time. Count your blessings...
But yeah, I have a turkish militia. I don't think it's that bad, there's three of them against one of me, so the fight is more than fair (puff). I'm thinking they only signed up to tell me how they disagree, but I hope ninjafaydar posts. He seems nice. Really bad spelling, but nice.