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I hope you all had a good weekend.
Unless you were really, REALLY quick, you missed a ZOTted post by one of the deepest of deep-cover trolls [Caribmon: Since 1998-08-31] I've ever seen.
I saved the HTML just to give you a chuckle. :)

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Bush Gonna' be on the cover of Time
Time Magazine ^ | Caribemon

Posted on 07/14/2003 6:15 AM PDT by Caribmon

Thought I'd write y'all' a little song when I saw this one...

Sung to Rolling Stone.... by Wolfman Jack

Well we're big freakin' liars
and we keep on settin' fires
And we're hated everywhere we go
(That sounds like us)

We lie about Iraq
all we want is to attack
And tap into all the Oil so!
(Yeah, right!)

We haven't taken crap
cause we had the media capped
But the thrill we've never been
Is the thrill that it gets ya'
when you get your picture
On the cover of Time magazine

Chorus:
Time oh Time...
I'm gonna' see my picture on the cover
Time
Gonna buy five copies for my pappa
Time
Gonna see my smiling face
On the cover of Time magazine!

They say I got a habit
That makes me see white rabbits
But I got my poor old Daddy
Driving my little campaign.

Now it's all designed to blow your minds,
But your minds won't really be blown
Like the blow that'll get me
When I get my picture
On the cover of Time Magazine

Chorus
Spoken: Hey, I know how!!!
Solo
Spoken: Beautiful!

I gotta' lot of Right Wing
blue-eyed groupies
Who do anything I say
I got a genuine fascist mentor
He's teaching me a better way

We got all the friends that money can buy,
So we never have to do what's right
And we keep gettin' richer,
But now I got my picture
On the cover of the Time Magazine

Chorus

Talking:
I don't know they put me on the cover, baby!
Just a little lie!
I ain't kiddin' you man, Iraq is NUCULAR
I mean, I can see it right now I'm in sh!t,
Oh, The dems are smilin'....Beautiful!

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1 posted on 07/14/2003 6:15 AM PDT by Caribmon
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...This only lasted for 5 posts before it got the ZOT.

Regards,
CD

[dighton]

Wow, sleeper Varmint Cong for nearly five years.

[jriemer]

Previous FR World Record Holder for Ultra-Lurk Troll:

Dan Ch. Signup 2000-06-20 Banished 2003-04-24 Elapsed 1038 Days

New World FR World Record Holder for Ultra-Lurk Troll:

Caribmon Signup 1998-08-31 (2 months after me *shudder*) Banished 2003-07-14
Elapsed 1778 Days (+740 days from previous record).

[jriemer]

That's a reply for every year this Troll's been lurking in the background. That's about as much attention as he / she / it deserves...

[4mycountry]

Howdy, guys! I was wondering about what CD said, what with the thread being pulled and all...

Guys--I have a petition. I want to know whether you think it would be wise to use this in ZOT-ting. If I/we can get there early, and post a link to my petition, maybe the mods won't be so hasty to pull the threads.

What do you think? Is it a considerable move, or am I thinking of entering land I am not supposed to set foot in?