Stark Trek Moved to New Server - To break the logjamb

The NEW Stark Trek ^ | 3-30-03 | sonofatpatcher2

[sonofatpatcher2]

Stark Trek

Only Slightly Warped Star Trek Humor

Moved to New Server

To break the logjamb at the OLD http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/878392/posts for the Stark Trek thread since the Yahoo Geocities server is constantly stopping Freepers from getting into the site, I have placed everything on a new server.

Here is a link to the new Stark Trek.

It is now 7 pages long and I will be working on additional pages.

[sonofatpatcher2]

Re: My favorite:
"All right, I'm only going to ask you men once..."
"Which one of you knocked-up my Yeoman?"

Thanks William, here's one of mine:

"Captain, I believe that is my sperm specimen you are drinking.

[trussell]

My mistake, got too cute with cut n paste. Will not happen again

I wouldn't mind if you let it happen again with my name!? K?? Please?? Rightaway!! Immediately!! I DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING!!! ARRRRRGGGGGGG, MUST HAVE MY TREKKIE/HUMOR FIX!!!!!

[sonofatpatcher2]

"Captain, both of them posed naked?"
"Yes Chekov, it was the first use of Weapons of Ass Destruction."

[Cloud William]

"Miss Chapel... is there anything you need to discuss with me?"

[Cloud William]

The crew reacts to the centuries-old "Why aren't there any Arabs on Star Trek" joke. The classics never die!

[sonofatpatcher2]

Re: Kirk, a Ferengi and three French sailors go into a bar...
The bar closed his mouth, whuffed, scratched his tummy, and waddled off in search of some blackberries for dessert.

Hi strela,
I am working on your Star Trek joke post #46 at the Old Stark Trek Freeper Post. It will be added to the new page on the New Stark Trek Website. I'll probably have it up this evening or late tonight.

I'll let you know when it is up and running. Thanks,

son

BTW, here a new joke:

"Captain, it is true Saddam had casts of his hands and arms taken to use as models for those crossed swords?"
"Yes Chekov. That is true and another fact that might interest you is Bill Clinton's plan to have his hands and arms sculptured for a set of crossed cigars at his Presidential Library."

[sonofatpatcher2]

Hi Cloud William,
I am working on your Star Trek joke. It will be added to the new page on the New Stark Trek Website. I'll probably have it up this evening or late tonight.

I'll let you know when it is up and running. Thanks,

son

[sonofatpatcher2]

Hi archy,
I am working on your Star Trek jokes posted at the Old Stark Trek Freeper Post. They will be added to the new page on the New Stark Trek Website. I'll probably have it up this evening or late tonight.

I'll let you know when it is up and running. Thanks,

son

[sonofatpatcher2]

Hi Excuse,
I am working on your Star Trek jokes posted at the Old Stark Trek Freeper Post. It will be added to the new page on the New Stark Trek Website. I'll probably have it up this evening or late tonight.

I'll let you know when it is up and running. Thanks,

son

[sonofatpatcher2]

Hi sloth,
I am working on your Star Trek joke posted at the Old Stark Trek Freeper Post. It will be added to the new page on the New Stark Trek Website. I'll probably have it up this evening or late tonight.

I'll let you know when it is up and running. Thanks,

son

[sonofatpatcher2]

Hi fellow Freepers & Star Trek jokesters sloth, archy, Excuse_My_Bellicosity, Cloud William, strela,
I have finished (Much quicker than I thought!) Stark Trek page #8 and placed your jokes there. You can use this link to go directly to the New Stark Trek Website Page #8.

To rageaholic,
thanks for your comments in my Guestbook.

To Jonah Hex,
I shall consider it.

Keep those jokes coming in. The cards and letters are nice, too- But would it kill ya to send in a few hundred dollar bills?.

Thanks,
son

[sonofatpatcher2]

You can use this link to go directly to the New Stark Trek Website Page #8.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Thanks, I'll be back a little later.

[archy]

Hi archy,
I am working on your Star Trek jokes posted at the Old Stark Trek Freeper Post. They will be added to the new page on the New Stark Trek Website. I'll probably have it up this evening or late tonight.

I'll let you know when it is up and running. Thanks,

son

I shall endeavor to get some new ones to you after you have things sorted out. Until then, May you live long and prosper....

[Cloud William]

Cool! Someone was asking for a pic of the "Mirror Universe" Spock, giving the Vulcan salute. I can't locate one like that - the salute may not have appeared in Mirror, mirror. I honestly can't remember - it's been a while since I last saw that ep.

I do think that some sport could be made of the "Empire" logo (Earth with sword through it) - given the similarity of the U.N. flag. Hmmm... it deserves further thought.

I *did* find this Spock pic, which seems useful:

"During a temporal displacement, Spock encounters Seven of Nine..."

[Mo1]

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[sonofatpatcher2]

Re: Someone was asking for a pic of the "Mirror Universe" Spock, giving the Vulcan salute.

"Mirror, Mirror" Spock did not, to the best of my memory, give the Vulcan salute in that episode. He did give the Empire salute to the landing party when they were transported back from the planet, but not the Vulcan one.

I did find use for your photo:

"Doctor, I believe that Andorian Anti-Space Sickness suppository you gave me has started working."
"Hum, fascinating!"

[sonofatpatcher2]

Hey,
got a partial page 9 up at New Stark Trek Website Page 9.

Hope you enjoy...