[xJones]

Move over on the bench for another Trekkie lover! And yes, we certainly could use some laughs right now.

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[xJones]

Here's this: click.

[sonofatpatcher2]

"Damnit, Spock!"
"You could have told me we were out of toilet paper before I squatted down beside you!"

"Vulcans do not use toilet paper."

"Well, what in blue blazes do you use?"

"The Vulcan Rectum Pinch."

"The Vulcan Rectum Pinch?"

"Yes, Doctor, it is logical- And quiet fascinating."

"Just wait until I feed you some bourbon and beans. The we'll see how that Vulcan Rectum Pinch works then!"