[Happy2BMe]

Open mouth - insert foot, leg, arm, and elbow.

[swaimh]

"I don't think the Republicans can damage my character"
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. President

nope. he did it himself.

[xJones]

Funny!

"This is a great day for France!" --President Richard Nixon while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral

"This is the worst disaster in California since I was elected." --California Governor Pat Brown, discussing a local flood.

[EternalVigilance]

From an Iraqi official about a week ago:

"If the Americans come here they will find an inferno."

[Moby Grape]

"For as our national motto, 'E Pluribus Unum', says 'Out of one comes many'".....Al Gore

.....E Pluribus Unum REALLY means, out of many comes ONE.

[jocon307]

"It is thought that Raj Mohammed Poselay was beaten to death, possibly during a family fun day in the park."

And when he was killed, he lost a really important part of his life; and it was never really the same again.

LOL - thanks for the best laugh I've had in a while.

[Samwise]

These are keepers.

[hippy hate me]

"You mean they've scheduled Yom Kippur opposite Charlie's Angels?"
- Fred Silverman, TV programmer, when told that Yom Kippur would fall on a Wednesday.

"I can't think of a comparable level of cultural excitement about something since Neil Armstrong landed on the moon in the 1960s."
- Gil Schwartz, CBS publicist, on the "Survivor" finale.

This only encourages terrorism.