(VANITY) What Are Uday and Quasay Doing in Their Final Hours?

3/19/03 | job

[job]

OK, time to ease the tension a little. What are the top ten things Uday and Qusay are doing in their final hours?

I'll start:

1. Trying to get VISA to increase his spending limit for internet betting.

2. Last minute flogging of political prisoners.

3. Setting their TIVO for the next 40 years.

4. Decreeing that Monday and Wednesday will now be known as "Chunky Monkey" and Thursday.

5. Checking out lowest fairs on Expedia, and Hotels.com.

6. Making his camel, Burt, Prime Minister of Interior Affairs and Camel Husbandry.

[job]

Yeah, mine are super lame, but I bet we could get a good collection by the end of the day.

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Renaming themselves so that they can finally be known as something other than "the pig latin twins" before the end.

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Pooping in their pants. LOL