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To: holymoly
Excellent!

Here's a funny one!

During one of the namy wars that the French and the British fought and the French usually lost, the French just happened to capture a British Major.

An officer brought the Major to the French general for interrogation.

The French general began ridiculing the Major for wearing "that stupid red tunic."

The French general said, "Why to you wear that red uniform, it makes it easy for us to shoot you."

The British major replied, "If I do get wounded, the blood will not show, and my soldiers will not get scared."

The French general said, "That is a very good idea."

He turned to his orderly and said, "From now on all French officers will wear brown pants."

37 posted on 03/17/2003 5:13:46 PM PST by Enduring Freedom
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To: Enduring Freedom
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog.

The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?"

The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired."

The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"

The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American.

An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly "You know,sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong b*tch out the window."

38 posted on 03/17/2003 5:17:40 PM PST by Kevin Curry
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To: Enduring Freedom
What English word has no equivalent in the French language?

Gratitude.

40 posted on 03/17/2003 5:18:57 PM PST by Kevin Curry
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