Two important questions come to mind when I read the above:
First, how does one tape his privates? Do you run strips length wise or does one use the round and round method (think barber pole) also does one have to be in a state of arousal to get this to work properly?
Second, does anyone else think "Private Ductape" is an excellent name for a Rock Band?
Better names for a rock band:
Airport Gridlock
Asia Haze
Atlanta Probe
Auction House Suits
Baby Product War
Bajak Appointment
Brain Growth
Bush*
Cops Under Fire
Court Crisis
Cyber Pagans
Czech Movies
Exit Poll
Female Bishop
Flu Season
Football Melee
Gas Tax
Gay Benefits
Hacker Arrest
Highway Pileup
Hip Hop Exhibit
Homeless Smugglers
Horses Shot
Independent Council
Internet Crime
Latin Quarter
Midwest Wine
Military Gays
Millennium Sunrise
Minimum Wage
Money Chase
Mozambique
Music Band
Olympic Drugs
Prison Guards
Rejected Sitcom
Rocket Tahiti
Seattle Shooting
Selma
Sharpton Protest
Smart Pumps
Soybean Harvest
Talk Show Politics
Texas Drought
The World, Briefly
Tire Deaths
Too Many Cops
Video Caesar
Women Work
* I could be wrong, but this name might already be in use.
My personal favorite is the first one, AIRPORT GRIDLOCK! LOL