I don't know why I think this way so don't make me defend it. I just watch the news and vomit back what I am told. When you refute what I have been told, it makes me confused because I really want to believe my TV. My TV makes me feel smart by telling me the right way to think. All my friends think this way so it must be right. All these facts and figures you mention are just evidence which is worthless compared to a really good sound bite. You were really intelligent when you were 8, why can't you be that way again? Be a good boy and start believing your TV. It's not bad really. It's just like going to sleep.
Dr Phil says I love you,
Mom".