J-Lo Opts for Fleet of Limos for 100-Yard Trip (Do As Celebs Say, Not As They Do Alert)

Variety ^ | February 28, 2003

[Dont Mention the War]

Friday February 28, 02:00 PM

J-Lo Opts for Fleet of Limos for 100-Yard Trip

American actress and singer Jennifer Lopez used six limousines to travel from one exclusive London hotel to another equally upscale hotel -- a distance of about 100 yards, British newspapers reported on Friday.

The Daily Mail said onlookers were dumbstruck as the singer and her 30-strong entourage spent 15 minutes clambering into the vehicles for the short trip along swanky Park Lane between the Metropolitan Hotel and the Dorchester hotel.

"No one could understand why they didn't just walk," the newspaper quoted one hotel guest as saying.

Lopez has attracted widespread coverage since arriving in Britain earlier this week to promote her new film "Maid in Manhattan."

Newspapers have been full of stories about the 32-year-old booking 14 suites at the Metropolitan Hotel for $14,000 a night to house her team, reported to include dieticians and make-up artists.

Lopez has previously said media stories about her acting like a prima donna are exaggerated.

[Dont Mention the War]

Do as celebs say, not as celebs do!

Keep this story in mind the next time one of them screeches about your SUV. Or a "war for oil."

My apologies to all that I can't make your screens any wider, to allow for the inevitable (and required) pictures of her gigantic rear end that will shortly fill this thread. You should have opted for the $1999 Apple Cinema HD Display (was $3500!).

For further information on Jennifer Lopez's butt, please consult the following.

[shadeaud]

I heard a rumor that one limo was just for her butt.

[Rain-maker]

Forest Gump would say, "Stupid is as stupid does."

When you listen low-brain celebs talk, then don't expect to learn much.
Luckily they have directors, choreographers, and studio recording experts...LOL

[Eala]

15 minutes to get 30 people into 6 limos???

Lessee... that's 5 people per limo, which means on average it took each one of them a full 3 minutes to get into the limo (assuming consecutive, not concurrent entries -- and that the next to enter waited until the prior was fully seated before even approaching the door)!

I'm sorry, but to me this sounds like a bunch of Patty-Murray-level rocket scientists.

[ricpic]

Hey man, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. The Metropolitan Hotel didn't have deep fried chuchifritos; The Dorchester did. Don't you know that a NewYorican princessa and her posse don't do the stroll when we got the wheels?! Now get out our face gringo honky. Maricone!