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Word For The Day, Wednesday, 2/26/03
2/26/03

Posted on 02/25/2003 11:44:53 PM PST by Bella_Bru

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To: xsmommy
Well it started flurryin' last night but I was still on the bike 'cause it sure is cheaper than runnin' the car these days...


41 posted on 02/26/2003 5:24:22 AM PST by maxwell (Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
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To: maxwell
i LOVE that!!! it was 192.9 when i got gas over the weekend.
42 posted on 02/26/2003 5:27:25 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: yall
How about some humor? ...

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

--"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

--"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

--"Can you hear me NOW?"

--"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

--"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

--"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

--"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

--"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

--"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

--"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

And my favorite:

--"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

43 posted on 02/26/2003 5:28:51 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye SADdam. You're soon to meet your buddy Stalin in Hades.)
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To: xsmommy
I wish shampoo came in Margarita flavor.
44 posted on 02/26/2003 5:30:23 AM PST by DainBramage
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To: MeeknMing
Hey you keepin' warm down there, bro?
45 posted on 02/26/2003 5:32:37 AM PST by maxwell (Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
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To: Bella_Bru
::: peeking out from the white zone ::
46 posted on 02/26/2003 5:33:40 AM PST by TxBec (Tag! You're it!)
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To: TxBec
hiya bec! making snowmen in class today??
47 posted on 02/26/2003 5:35:38 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
yup!
48 posted on 02/26/2003 5:36:27 AM PST by TxBec (Tag! You're it!)
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To: TxBec
how much ya got on the ground?
49 posted on 02/26/2003 5:37:15 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: DainBramage
guess we could experiment with that in science lab....
50 posted on 02/26/2003 5:37:55 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
no snow, just ice... and doncha know, the world shuts down here when that happens. too bad I can't call into work (oh the pitfalls)
51 posted on 02/26/2003 5:38:30 AM PST by TxBec (Tag! You're it!)
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To: xsmommy
There is something white and slippery on the street out there, that looks suspiciously like snow or sleet.

Here too - I WANT SPRING - like yesterday.

52 posted on 02/26/2003 5:39:14 AM PST by Gabz (anti-smokers speak with forked tongue.)
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To: TxBec
homeschool has no snow days. bummer!
53 posted on 02/26/2003 5:39:25 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: Gabz
we had spring on Monday. Yesterday faked me out and i wore a dress and unlined raincoat and froze my butt off. today i was prepared and am dressed warmly.
54 posted on 02/26/2003 5:40:49 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
neither does my job. (sigh)
55 posted on 02/26/2003 5:41:33 AM PST by TxBec (Tag! You're it!)
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To: MeeknMing
Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Here's one my bud told me when we were out for pre-race beers the other night--

This cowboy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. A real butch-lookin' he-woman comes in and plops down on the bar stool next to him. She looks him up and down and sez to him, "Hey, you a real cowboy?"

Cowboy sez, " Waallll when I wake up I put on mah cowboy boots and mah cowboy chaps and mah cowboy hat, and I get on mah horse, and I ride around all day ropin' and ridin', and I work hard and I sweat hard, then I go home and get in mah bunk and the next day I get up and do it all over agin."

He-woman sez: "Well, I'm a Lesbian. When I get up I think about women, when I go to work I think about women, the whole day I think about women, then I go home and go to bed and I dream about women."

Cowpoke sez "Huh."

Along comes a dude up to the bar in his fake leather boots, sits down on the other side of the cowboy. "Howdy pardner!" he yells. "You a REAL COWBOY?"

Cowpoke broods on it for a minute and turns to the man and sez-- "Waaallll I THOUGHT I was, but turns out I'm a lesbian..."

56 posted on 02/26/2003 5:43:05 AM PST by maxwell (Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
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To: TxBec
dang. no breaks anywhere for bec : (
57 posted on 02/26/2003 5:43:08 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: maxwell
So far so good. The heater keeps a runnin', tho ! ...

They say there's a possibility for more precip today, but we'll see. Nothing here yet. Click here to check it out...

58 posted on 02/26/2003 5:43:41 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye SADdam. You're soon to meet your buddy Stalin in Hades.)
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To: Bella_Bru
Despite her attempt at leftist palaver, Janeane Garofalo was slammed to the mat by Fox and Friends' Brian Kilmeade yesterday.

Foxfan page

59 posted on 02/26/2003 5:44:17 AM PST by CholeraJoe
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To: xsmommy; Lunatic Fringe; MeeknMing
Welcome aboard the palaver ship, Looney. Is it okay to call you that or would you rather be called LF? I don't think we have any LFs in here. Or there's always the nickname of Fringe. FReeper Fringe. Real cute!

Good morning, xs and Mnm!

MnM, we've had rain here for the past three days in this desert. Amazing. More rain expected today and tomorrow. Dang, I'm not used to the wet stuff.

60 posted on 02/26/2003 5:47:26 AM PST by Slip18
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