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"When I was his age I just wanted to party. He sounds a little too serious." |
Dana Klugh
Homemaker |
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"I had that trouble myself. I never did find a girl who would have anything to do with me. I finally just turned gay." |
Don Swartz
Systems Analyst |
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"I was a nerd once too, but after I put the first billion in the bank, I had chicks all over me. My advice is to get rich quick, before you explode." |
William Gates
Billionaire
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"Maybe the young man needs to develop a sense of romanticism. Politics is OK on the Internet, but it's not going to get you into the sack." |
Carl Roberts
Engineer |
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"Dude, you're going through Hell. I've been there, man. It sucks. I started treating 'em like dirt, and you know what, I haven't been alone since. It's weird, but there it is." |
Larry Golub
Gardener |
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"Today's young woman just doesn't have time for men. There are so many more important things to do. We can always come back and take your house away later." |
Denise Traylor
Average User |
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