[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I heard your real name was Hugh Jorgan, is that true?

[Argh]

No, unfortunately, but thank you. Howard says I'm a big putz, is that close enough?

[SandyEgo]

we can't let this end here....how about Mona Lott, Tiny Kochs, Ophelia Pain, Rhoda Allnite, Betty Scruder, Doug Swallows, Wanda Spitz.....I gotta million of 'em.