However, you still are wayyy too young for me... !!! LOL
Well, given my politics and tastes (preferring old TV shows and old music to the modern stuff), I feel like I'm in my fifties or sixties.
For all, here's a link to the Snopes.com story about funny names: Funny Names. I was looking for web pages that had lists of confirmed unfortunate names, but so far I'm coming up empty.