[hobbes1]

Welfare Office

A young man,a current  welfare recipient, walked into the local
welfare office,  marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi,
I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We
just got a listing from a very wealthy man who  wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties
are provided. Because of the long  hours of this job, meals will
also be provided, and you will also be required to escort the young lady
on her overseas holidays trips. The salary package is 200,000 a year."

The guy said, "You're bullshitting me, man!"

The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

[xsmommy]

cute.