[xsmommy]

Dennis Miller specializes in anti-French humor. "The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq," Miller says. "The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies

[CholeraJoe]

F&F said this morning that Dennis Hastert is going to introduce legislation to ban importation of Evian and Perrier water and put warning labels on French wine "Warning: Clarified with bovine blood."