Perhaps Michael is training his children in musical theater. Perhaps this is all just a big misunderstanding. He's recreating the masquerade number from "Phantom of the Opera". Yeah, that's the ticket. Was Andrew Lloyd Webber seen hanging around anywhere while this took place?
Some people should never be parents.
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss...
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other...
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you...
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace...
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot...
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace...
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes...
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife...
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming...
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love you take my breath away...
What have you stepped in to smell this way.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.