You're going to go swim with a bunch of crazed, fee-splitting, flesh-eating, split-tongued lawyers!
I don't don't belize you'll survive with your syntaxed.
Hmmmmmn.
Flesh-eating ... forked tongued .... Free-splitting .....
Then again, you might like it......
Will the lawyers be okay?
Now Robert, you know that I never leave any lasting marks......
;-)