To: Shermy
I like this family. Dad catches an eel with the intent of having it for dinner, the soft-hearted kids say no, so they install it in the bathtub and pamper it -- for 33 years.
The Bochum authorities sound nice and sensible too (could they perhaps have a word with Schroeder about Iraq?).
Not sure about the vet who pronounced the eel "happy" -- do German vet schools teach eel psychoanalysis?
And f**# the "animal rights activists", who I'd guess are all younger than this lucky eel -- the chance that this eel would have survived 33 years in the wild is zero. The only "right" this eel needs protected is his right to continue living in the luxury of his adoptive family's bathtub. And I bet he ignores the new pipe (which might be better deployed to banging certain animal rights activists on their thick heads), having learned decades ago that one doesn't need to hide from predators when you're hanging in the Richter's bathtub.
To: John Robinson
FUBAR Alert regarding self-search and who knows what else.
11 posted on
02/03/2003 9:14:11 PM PST by
dighton
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