[PJ-Comix]

I wish I could say I was a Slim Jim connoisseur, but alas, I could not tell you what the difference was.

The decline of American started on the day that soy additive began to be used in Slim Jims. It was the Jump the Shark moment of American greatness.

[Petronski]

The decline of American started on the day that soy additive began to be used in Slim Jims.

So THAT'S what happened! Ach, they're almost inedible now, like those old wax candies filled with syrup...except instead of syrup it is pepper oil.

I remember when they tasted like meat.