[Psycho_Bunny]

I've got this nasty feeling that people are watching me behind the monitor. The same thing with the TV. Did you know that people are watching you on it?

Dude, that's stupid.  Everyone knows you can't watch someone through a TV or Computer Monitor.

That's why the CIA has to put all those invisible gnomes in everyone's home.  Sneak into the kitchen sometime, around 4 in the morning.  That's when they have their coffee and plan their day.

You'll see.

[raygun]

Dude, really? Invisible gnomes !?!

That explains the markings on the linoleum and and cupboard sides I've noticed (not to mention the canape crumbs I've found in strange places where there shouldn't be any canape crumbs. I always thought that was pretty peculiar, but thought nothing of it until now). Gnome tracks!

Wow. Now that I'm on to them, I'm really going to freak them out and set up an ambush for 'em. Maybe that and some well placed booby traps'll fix them CIA gnome snoopers but good. You'll see. Thanx for the head's up about the monitor and TV. It was really beginning to cramp my style, you know? wink wink.