[Servant of the Nine]

HilLIARy. What a sour-looking woman.

She doesn't look sour, she looks dead.

So9

[Mo1]

~Thought you might find this funny!!!

At about 70 degrees . . .
Floridians turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Pennsylvania go swimming in the rivers.

At about@ 60 degrees . . .
North carolinians turn on the heat.
People in Pennsylvania plant gardens.

At about@ 50 degrees . . .
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Pennsylvania sunbathe.

At about 40 degrees . . .
Italian and British cars won't start.
People in Pennsylvania drive with the windows down.

At about@ 32 degrees . . .
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Erie water gets thicker.

At about 20 degrees . . .
Floridians don all of their winter clothes, and hunker down.
People in Pennsylvania throw on a flannel shirt.

At about 15 degrees . . .
Baltimore landlords turn on the heat.
People in Pennsylvania have their last cookout before it gets cold.

At about 10 degrees . . .
People in Florida apply for federal disaster aid.
In Pennsylvania they play lick the flag pole.

At about -20 degrees . . .
Californians fly away to Cancun.
People in Pennsylvania get out the winter coats.

At about -40 degrees . . .
Florida disintegrates.
Pennsylvania Girl Scouts sell cookies door to door.

At about -60 degrees . . .
Polar bears begin to move south.
Pennsylvania boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes.@ Not cold
enough.

At about -80 degrees . . .
Mt. St. Helens freezes over.
People in Pennsylvania get some videos.

At about -100 degrees . . .
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Penn State fans have trouble thawing the keg.

At about -297 degrees . . .
Microbal life no longer survives.
Pennsylvania cows complain about farmers cold hands.

At about -460 degrees . . .
All atomic motion stops.
People in Pennsylvania start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya"?

At about -500 degrees . . .
Hell freezes over.
The Eagles win the Super Bowl

[Mo1]

Andrew Sullivan on 2003 SOTU
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/831497/posts

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HilLIARy. What a sour-looking woman.

She doesn't look sour, she looks dead.

She is politically...