[Mo1]

***FOX NEWS ALERT***

Frank Luthenburg just underwent brain surgery due to a sky injury??

[ValerieUSA]

Did someone poke him the sky?

[ValerieUSA]

another for your father-in-law

An old man named Jack goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife Jane tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells Jack, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
Well Jack, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?""What did he say? What's he want?"

And Jane yells back, "He needs your underwear."

[ValerieUSA]

Oh... HIM! Toricelli's replacement!

Sen. Frank Loutenberg underwent surgery Sunday morning related to a skiing accident in Aspen, Colorado a month earlier. Lautenberg, who had turned 79 on Thursday, had fallen and hit his head while skiing on Ajax Mountain, said Tim Yehl a spokesman for the Senator. The New Jersey Democrat had had a low grade headache since then.