[Mo1]

It's VERY clear from the photo that there was NO WAY I was jumping...

LOL .. Oh come on .. show the picture

[ValerieUSA]

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body - A Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body - A Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. He died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob-Tony, the redneck from Tennessee, 42, was struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."

[null and void]

Alas! The picture is missing. And I don't have it in digital format. I'll keep looking.