Heck, those are the only (mentionable) places I can get the hair to grow anymore. Except for my nose and ears (where it bugs the hell out of me) I'm not gonna remove it unless I can transplant it back to the top of my head. And that looks too painful, I'd rather just wear a hat.
This story makes me think of the scene in Deuce Bigelo, Male Gigilo, where he went in for hair removal in some real delicate areas!