I'll bet that no one has ever gained weight on a mouse testicle diet.
BTW, did you know that, in reality, there is only one company that produces fried pork skins, that they aren't really pork skins at all and that the company is owned by a consortium of rabbis?
Oh, gross. I happen to like pork rinds, but now, that mental image will probably pop up the next time I buy them.