[Jeff Chandler]

I've had a couple labs over the years. Lost a good couch to one of them.

The funniest Lab puppy story I've heard was told to me by a co-worker. Seems he came home from work one day, and when he went out to the back yard he sensed something was different. Finally it hit him: a young tree was missing. The puppy had uprooted it, and had chewed the entire tree, from roots to crown, into little tiny pieces!

[Varda]

Then you know! I've had a number of friends who love to train Labs because they never quit. They're always on and some even act like that when they're old. I've had one knock me down just wagging his tail and throwing me a body block just to say "hi".