[Cleburne]

Not to mention all that pipe-smoking turned me into a hopeless addict- until I discovered (a) the high price of a good pipe and (b) Longbottom leaf is terribly hard to come about. I'm still suing Peter Jackson, the Tolkien Estate, and the Shire Council of Commerce for emotional damage.

[Jael]

Actually, I feel so strongly about not being involved in the occult, that I would never read the books. :-)
So you lost me with the pipe stuff.;-)