I said it a year ago, that if Peter Jackson had wanted LOTR/FOTR to win the Oscar for Best Picture, he should have had Frodo suffering from a mental illness, Sam have AIDS, Gandolf be a Latino (Gandolfo), Merry and Pippin as gay lovers, Gimli as a bluecollar activist against corporate elven greed, Arwen do a nude scene, and Sauron be played by Rush Limbaugh.
Don't forget about the black elves. Where were the black elves? (probably donimating the elvish weight-room)